ophi1ia:

I wish I went to detention for 9 hours and came out with 3 new best friends and a boyfriend why am I not in an 80’s movie

(via trust)

literallyrad:

literallyrad:

literallyrad:

literallyrad:

im making friends with the netflix customer service guy

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aw troy

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how sweet of you 

I’M TALKING TO A DIFFERENT ONE AND TROY ASKED ABOTU ME

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(via rosslynchisinmybed)

talknerdytome33:

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

my laptop is a touchscreen and i forgot so i just scrolled on by

(via otpcruiseliner)

tylerslittleshit:

tylerslittleshit:

english is not my first language and all my life i thought brussel sprouts was the name of some celebrity

everyone is always like “i hate brussel sprouts” and all this time i was here thinking what the fuck did that poor guy do

(via rudyandrew-blog)

hurried:

my anaconda dont want none unless you got buns hun

hurried:

my anaconda dont want none unless you got buns hun

(via distraction)

(via cramp)

hashtag-sherlocklives:

[x]

this is the accurate relationship between the Americans and the English 

(via distraction)

minimalyzed:

replacing my heart with another liver so i can drink more and care less

(via holysmokesitsboo)

hotwhiteguy:

hotwhiteguy:

i lost my number, can you give me yours

no no no not your phone number your credit card number

(via unsmokable)

neptunain:

go into a starbucks in NYC and say very loudly into your phone “this movie script is stale and trite! we need some new talent, someone with a fresh outlook” and wait

(via trust)

chris pratt // guardians of the galaxy press

(via what-if-batman)

roughness:

mileskane:

hey there delilah whats it like in new york city…

i’m a thousand miles away but i’m still thinking of that titty

(via pazrascon)

raikagay:

remember like 2 years ago when christmas stopped feeling like christmas for some reason

(via d4rk-come-soon)

shipssabriel:

I love when people randomly follow me because I assume they’ve just seen something I said and went “ah yes. This nerd seems particularly strange. Let’s see what else it does”

(via d4rk-come-soon)

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