raikagay:

remember like 2 years ago when christmas stopped feeling like christmas for some reason

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shipssabriel:

I love when people randomly follow me because I assume they’ve just seen something I said and went “ah yes. This nerd seems particularly strange. Let’s see what else it does”

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terminallycheesy:

forfuturereferenceonly:

ohio-is4-lovers:

a christmas themed porn movie called “it’s beginning to look a lot like fistmas

Really tumblr? A fucking “joke” about a religious holiday celebrated by billions in the world? It’s really disrespectful. Also glorification of porn? Not only it displays submissive/dominant interactions in sexual exchange, it also underrepresents asexual individuals. 

Looks like someone didn’t get any fistmas presents this year.

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easterbunnymundlover:

leviisacutelittleshit:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

*faint laughter from Britian*

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allthestarsonyourceiling:

Last night I went to Starbucks and when the guy finished my drink, he bent down and wispered, “Don’t let anyone dull your sparkle.” I just smiled and took my drink, and while I was leaving I heard the other worker saying: “WOULD YOU STOP TELLING PEOPLE THAT, NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR INSPERATIONAL SHIT!” and the guy responded with, “Gurl, there is no way in hell I am letting you dull my sparkle.” 

Oh my god. 

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video game writing is basically like

dantesbooty:

you have a sad childhood

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YOU HAVE A SAD CHILDHOOD

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EVERYBODY HAS A SAD CHILDHOOD

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caseyanthonyofficial:

This was one of the funniest jokes in film history

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itspoonanjimarsha:

rampant-noodle:

feekins:

rampant-noodle:

rampant-noodle:

its dead week

my sister has given up on being an english major and has decided to be a full time burrito

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she was quoted saying “burritos don’t have to write lesson plans”

i’ve decided to join her

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burritos don’t have to take tests

Are those…actual burritos you’re burritoing next to?

no

those are taquitos 

those are our children

why are you having children with your sister

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castielhasthephoneb0x:

a-study-in-butts:

thetwincores:

asapmona:

rhydonmyhardon:

let us have a moment of silence for those who unknowingly dated and broke up with a future celebrity

my math teacher dated Ryan Gosling in highschool.

my neighbor dated bill nye the science guy

well my godmother dated david tennant when they were 16

my boyfriend dated me

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sonosazai:

Moving giveaway!

Please, read this entire post!

We’re in the middle of moving, so we went through everything.

(The wonder years flag, the last winner did not want)

Rules: 

  • must be following her (pvnkofficial)
  • reblog this post
  • likes don’t count as an entry, but you can like to save the post
  • Please don’t spam the notes on the post, and try to reblog only a couple times a day. I want everyone having a fair chance of winning
  • Winner will be picked with generator
  • Shipping worldwide
  • If the winner only wants certain things, a 2nd winner will be picked
  • Giveaway ends October 5th! 

Giveaway consists of:

  • State Champs tshirt (M)
  • Neck Deep tshirt (M)
  • Real Friends tshirt (M)
  • Glamour Kills tshirt (S)
  • Tonight Alive tshirt (S) 
  • Bring Me The Horizon tshirt (M)
  • Citizen tshirt (S)
  • Warped Tour ‘14 tshirt (M)
  • The Wonder Years flag/banner 

If you do not read the entire post, and the rules, and ask questions that the post already answers, your questions will be unanswered. But don’t hesitate to ask other questions you’re curious about!

- Click here for the last giveaway winner -

Happy reblogging :~)

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squareclocks:

kushroom:

so you’re saying I can win 5 iphones every day??? and all I have to do is give my credit card number on this website I’ve never heard about??? well slam me in my tender butthole sir you’ve just got yourself a deal

Slam me in my tender butthole 


I think I’ve just found my new favorite phrase. 

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