jayxcrvig:

based-ivan:

Still funny


Wild

jayxcrvig:

based-ivan:

Still funny

Wild

(via isabel-castro)

johnlockshipsdestiel:

officialprincewilliam:

officialprincewilliam:

can a dinosaur even get more fuckin rad?

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you bet jurassican

i am so impressed by that dinosaur and that pun congratulations

(via branbuscus)

juilan:


I watch porn for the storyline

juilan:

I watch porn for the storyline

(via branbuscus)

hikoochan:

things i can’t imagine:

  • someone having a crush on me
  • someone thinking about me during random times of the day
  • someone getting butterflies by thinking of me or talking to me
  • someone wanting to talk to me but doesn’t, thinking they’ll annoy me
  • someone thinking i’m genuinely cute and wanting to kiss me
  • someone wanting to date me
  • someone falling in love with me
  • someone
  • having
  • a
  • crush
  • on
  • me

(via savannahunderthestars)

michaxl:

ok but why does the glass fill when he drinks

michaxl:

ok but why does the glass fill when he drinks

(via pizza)

Does my uniform make me look fat?
Insecurity guard (via lamapalooza)

(via pizza)

wailordandsavior:

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U DONT KNOW ME OR MY LIFE

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(via trust)

gorgeousdarren:

when you forget capslock is on and google something really aggressively by accident

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(via branbuscus)

colorado-wannabe:

So in English class we had to draw a scene from The Great Gatsby. After the drawings were done the teacher was showing them to the class, and one drawing was a pic of Gatsby reaching towards at the green light, but in the drawing Gatsby didn’t have hands. So my teacher starts saying something like how this picture has hidden meaning and portrays the helplessness Gatsby feels, and the kid next to me just casually says “I can’t draw hands.”

(via holysmokesitsboo)

jinn0uchi:

the-hatred-machine:

purgatorystuck:

Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old

Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes

I love spanish

A capital letter changes it even further:

Mi Papa tiene 47 anos = My pope has 47 anuses

literally the best post I have seen on this website

(via pizza)

iwannathrive:

I definitely feel better knowing that he is guarding our galaxy 

(via lookatusgopanzey)

fffc:

got a masters degree in being ignored

(via its-gonna-be-okay-now)

dreaminglyy:

awww I love getting cute goodnight texts from no one

(via trust)

supamuthafuckinvillain:

blaquezilla:

pinkcookiedimples:

Emmanuel Hudson distributing life

Bliss

This ruined me.

(via pizza)

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